Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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