Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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