Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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