If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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