If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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