She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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