I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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you told me you were going out for groceries!!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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