awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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