does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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