Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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