I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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