Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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