I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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