dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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