I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize