Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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