need another drink. this is the easiest way
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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