Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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operation have a gay friend backfired
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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