your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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