Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
i think i just lost a toe
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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