im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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