Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I intend to get homeless drunk
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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