Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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