he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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