You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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