Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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