can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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