yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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