You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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