I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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