Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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