I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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