Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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