Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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