if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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