My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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