I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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