I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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