i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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