I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
