Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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