I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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