i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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