It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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