I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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