it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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