Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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