i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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