I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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