whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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