For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
your like the ambassador to my penis.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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