Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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