At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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