i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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