oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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