..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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