Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
it's like iHOP with fire
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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