Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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